Solaris Stole My Boyfriend

DANG!

May 28th, 2008

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I’ve been busy.

me: will you buy me some makeup?
Derek: no
Sent at 4:40 PM on Wednesday
me: how about tools?
Derek: what tools
Sent at 4:54 PM on Wednesday
me: eye makeup tools.
Derek: nice try
me: power sander?

Now he’s not answering.
Boys are so funny.
If I had said power sander first he probably would have taken me to home depot immediately to get the thing.

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Today.

January 23rd, 2008

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Derek and I went to the mall to exchange one of his shirts, and I decided to leave my phone at home (really, I forgot.) When I got back here, I had 3 new messages. One from a friend, one about a job, and one from godaddy thanking me for my business. Well…. I didn’t give godaddy my business, so I called them back, and asked for Jeremy, but Ben needed to look up my account first, so he asked for the URL. I gave it to him, and he said uh if you don’t mind my asking, how did you come up with that interesting url. I told him the birth story and he CHOKED! It was awesome.

Sorry Ben!

I’m about to turn 24. If it is anything like 23 I’m not going to like it, I can tell you now. 23 was horrible. 24 will be saggier, gray-er, and broke-er. My wrinkle is becoming more pronounced. Derek didn’t have any wrinkles at 23, and now he has crow’s feet. I don’t want crow’s feet. I’m going to have to become like posh spice and freeze my face to prevent creasing. I’m probably counter-acting the sag with all of the gym I have been doing lately, so that isn’t really a complaint. I’m turning into a little wannabe hardbody. I do pilates on Sunday, weight training on Monday, Wednesday and Friday, Tuesday and Thursday is turning into full cardio.. It’s horrible. I was not made to be this active. My bones ache, my muscles hurt.. I need to move back to Florida where my exercise equals walking from the car to the ocean and sitting. I was smaller there than I am here, and I didn’t do as much. It’s probably the Texas gravitational pull that makes everything bigger working on me, and the fact that I don’t have the ocean to counteract the stress. I need a rich old husband to buy me a beach house. I could go ahead and go to school and work and buy it myself, but that is not the way the world works lately, anymore.

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Oh man

January 18th, 2008

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Mom told me this… A major astrological magazine has been forced recently to shut down due to unforeseen circumstances….

Hahahaha.

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ownership

January 15th, 2008

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My ownership of solarisstolemyboyfriend runs out on the day before my birthday, which gives this site about 2 more weeks of life as I currently don’t have the funds to renew it. It’s been interesting. I will probably start a new one with a new URL once I start working again, and it will probably be a little bit different so if you want to know about it when it happens email me at grahamja at gmail dot com and I’ll let you know when it is born.

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took longer to drive to the gym, than i was at the gym

December 20th, 2007

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Oh man. Well. My gym offers SALSA MOVES as an exercise class. So I decided to take it. My friend and I were at the gym at 9:30 this morning, we walked in to the class, and it was filled with old people lifting their feet and kicking. I’m the first to tell you, I like old people exercise classes. You go faster, you bend more, and you make them wish they were young again. I love the grannies in my water aerobics class. This class though was horrible. Some of the old people were stooped over and 3 beats behind everybody else, and they glared at my friend and I as we walked in. The instructor informed us that the salsa teacher was out with an injury so it was the high low class, and we were welcome to stay, we walked in, looked around and left.
I had worked my butt off last night, and didn’t feel like doing the machines, I wanted to dance salsa. So I came home and put the TV (we have digital cable) to the music channels and started just moving, and singing. I was sitting down sorting mail to Christmas carols and Derek caught me and cracked up.

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Health

December 17th, 2007

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In September I had an incident relating to my depression. I have been not suffering, but living, with mental health issues my whole life pretty much, many different issues, Attention Deficit Disorder, Depression, Radically Impulsive behavior, extreme mood swings… It’s been, well… nuts. hahaha. So in September I started taking medication and going to counseling, and that part of my life has been pretty good. Today I had another appointment, and got a new prescription for the ADD I have been noticing lately. Like right now, I am playing poker, writing this, plucking my eyebrows, playing spider solitaire, and going through my mp3s… Reading over this, it skips around a lot, and that bugs me. I used to be able to write fluidly. Anyhow, this post does have a point..

We went to the Dentist in October and got our x-rays done and initial visit to determine what work needed to be done, I had my first cavities ever, and Derek had some pockets of goop under his gums. Recently we got dental insurance and which would help with the bill so we went to the dentist last week for our deep cleanings since neither Derek nor I had been to the dentist in years. Last Thursday I went for my cleaning, and they had had a cancellation so they decided to go ahead and do the fillings on the cavities on one side of my mouth. It was horrible. On the third tooth there was not enough shot and it hurt so bad, I wanted to cry. I got these problems fixed and my mouth now hurts more than it did before. I have to go back on Wednesday to get the other side of my mouth done. The reason they split it up was because the shots numb your mouth completely and had they done them on one day I wouldn’t have been able to talk or hold my spit in. When I got home Derek cracked up basically all day because my face was paralyzed. It was funny, but horrible at the same time.

So I’m spending all this time, effort, energy, and money to get the inside of me fixed, tonight I decided to do something about the outside. I gave myself a pedicure, manicure, dyed my hair, plucked my eyebrows, washed and exfoliated my face, (I was my face every day, I’m not gross) and it’s all in direct relation to me working on feeling better about myself and dealing with the depression.

Little things that would have set me off a year ago now I just don’t let get to me.

For instance, my mom knitted me a hat and a scarf for Christmas one year, and my grandma just always gives me really grandma style jewelry, but sometimes it’s funky, and not something I would have necessarily picked out but she liked it, and thought of me, and got it for me, so I love it. My sister went to an estate sale and bought these antique pins from the 30s, and gave them to me as a present, and depending on my mood I pick one to pin on the band of the hat. This weekend 3 people, on 3 different occasions took it upon themselves to comment that my hat “was ugly”, “a picture killer”, or they “weren’t feeling it with the pin because it looked like something a grandma would wear”. These people were all adults, and I’m just sitting there thinking, what is this world coming to that that is all they have to say. They had no idea what the pins meant to me, and I guess they didn’t think that maybe they weren’t being nice. There is joking around, and then there is just plain rudeness, and I guess with all of my recent soul searching and dealing with my, self esteem, self worth, and interpersonal communication problems, I’m over and beyond the place where I’m going to go and say things that could potentially hurt somebody’s feelings. I’m not better than anybody, or what have you, I just don’t see the point in it anymore. It does no good. The world is a better place when people are nice.

This year has been a year of self realization.. I’ve worked really hard to be a better person for myself, and I think that at the end of the day that’s all you can do. I’m trying to think of a new years resolution, but after this last year I don’t have any idea.

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I’m a big nerd

December 14th, 2007

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Not like Derek is, but seriously, I can nerd it out over some obscure shit. Derek won’t play trivial pursuit, scrabble, or any intelligence game with me, because a. I’ve memorized all of the questions/answers or b. I cheat, so he says. We were watching the game show network (idiots… I know) and after earning a bunch of money, based on those people’s questions and knowing the answers before they were shown, he’s convinced that I need to go on Who wants to be a millionaire, jeopardy, and wheel of fortune so I can pay off the house, boat and truck… for him.

All Derek does is compute compute compute, and I blame it on the ADD but I have a gajillion interests. Tonight and tomorrow night is the Geminid meteor shower. Nobody I know here shares my affinity for shooting stars. Growing up my dad and mom, but dad especially took me to see all sorts of astronomical goings-on. I’ve seen solar eclipses, lunar eclipses, shuttle launches, hundreds of meteors, and it’s always just been a fun time. Last year at about this time, my dad packed us all up in the suburban, we took blankets and drove for an hour or so to a park that had a drive out place on a lake, so not only was there no light pollution, but we were in the middle of the lake, so it was flat, and clear and freezing, while mom and dad relaxed in the heated car, my sisters and I all lay on the ground just watching the stars and cuddling and having a good time. I wanted to go tonight, but living in Dallas the light pollution is way too bad, so I was going to drive towards Derek’s moms house which is in the country, I started to go by myself, but the most fun I’ve had with things like that is with other people. It’s calming and relaxing and it’s a shared experience, by yourself there’s nothing to share, no “oh did you see that one?!”

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house

December 9th, 2007

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Well.. Derek and I decided to expand our little family. We got a dog. We got the coolest dog ever. He was abused and abandoned, yet he’s the most loving little guy ever. He’s a chocolate lab mix, he’s only 9 months old but he’s already housebroken, knows “no” “sit” and “down” and is learning shake. I’m not bragging because I didn’t teach it to him.. he’s just smart! He likes the vet, and the groomers said “ya’ll got a real good dog, he was so good.” I was thinking yeah he says that to everybody, but when we dropped our Marley off, there was a 3 pound chihuahua being held by 2 people screaming, not barking, its little head off getting its toenails clipped… so I thanked the guy.

The house is coming along wonderfully. It’s so weird being in our own house. I feel like we’re playing, but then I have to do the dishes, and laundry, and pay bills and realize I’m a grown up.

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moved

November 17th, 2007

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Derek and I moved into our house. It’s been crazy-busy.
I live with the worlds biggest computer nerd, and he can’t even dig out the wireless modem to connect my computer to the internet.
It’s ok though… (not) because next week he’s going to wire the whole house with cat6, so I won’t need wireless.

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boobiethon

October 4th, 2007

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http://www.boobiethon.com/

If you are over 18 and ever want to take your shirt off and show the world your goodies, do it for a good cause.

:)

Update!
I was the 100th boobie submission.

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Oh man

ownership

took longer to drive to the gym, than i was at the gym

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I’m a big nerd

house

moved

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